Your name is Grigori Rasputin? But he didn't really drown in a lake...
#1
Posted 14 April 2007 - 01:45 AM
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#4
Posted 15 April 2007 - 12:11 AM
British Bullets were used as set up?
It's very easy to believe and
understand that the Russian ministers
or whateverdidn't want to
answer the queen who was
in close with Rasputin.
Duct tape is like the force....
There's a lightside, a darkside
and it holds everything together
There are too many people in the world...We need another plague -Dwight K. Shrute [The Office]
#6
Posted 15 April 2007 - 06:46 PM
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#7
Posted 15 April 2007 - 09:59 PM
<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And the man again!
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#8
Posted 16 April 2007 - 11:40 AM
They then wrapped him in a carpet and threw him in the water.
He was found frozen underwater near the shore trying to get out.
Official cause of death: Drowning, as he had survived all the other methods, which makes him "hardcore lol"
#9
Posted 16 April 2007 - 02:15 PM
They then wrapped him in a carpet and threw him in the water.
He was found frozen underwater near the shore trying to get out.
Official cause of death: Drowning, as he had survived all the other methods, which makes him "hardcore lol"
Maybe he was a lepper?
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#10
Posted 16 April 2007 - 06:02 PM
#11
Posted 17 April 2007 - 06:22 AM
#12
Posted 17 April 2007 - 08:53 AM
You, sir, are a fool.
We get that is not serious. That's why no one questioned the others. What's being talked about is that someone thought Grigori Rasputin didn't drown in a frozen lake, which would ruin the meaning of Yhatzee's joke.
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#13
Posted 17 April 2007 - 12:21 PM
So apparently there's some joke about Rasputin, you say? I hear he was shot.
"Rah Rah Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen,
They didn't quit; they wanted his head!
Rah Rah Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine*,
And so they shot him 'till he was dead!"
Oh, those Russians.
*In the tradition of "World's Greatest Grandpa," I think "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" would make a great t-shirt.
#14
Posted 17 April 2007 - 02:47 PM
Rasputin was straight up evil
and misleading
so i guess as far
as the Russians
(and where many other
peoples are concerned)
you just destroy those you don't like.
Shoot 'em, Drown 'em, Stab'em,
Stone 'em Biblical style or Stick 'em in a stew
It's all good
Duct tape is like the force....
There's a lightside, a darkside
and it holds everything together
There are too many people in the world...We need another plague -Dwight K. Shrute [The Office]
#15
Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:09 AM
Haha, I get jokes... ummm...
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<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And the man again!
<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<u><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF8C00--><span style="color:#FF8C00"><!--/coloro-->My Getting Huge Progress (Gym and weight gain diet)<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></u>
<b>May '07:</b> 11st (154lbs)
<b>August '07:</b> 12st 7lbs (175lbs)
<b>November '07:</b> 12st 9lbs (177lbs)
<b>December '07:</b> 12st 11lbs (179lbs)
<b>January '08:</b> 12st 12lbs (180lbs)
<b>Febuary '08:</b> 13st 2lbs (184lbs)
<b>March '08:</b> 13st 7lbs (189lbs)