This post has been edited by Emu: 20 December 2005 - 07:30 PM
ASK BAREND... the Bad Advice collumn
#361
Posted 20 December 2005 - 07:28 PM
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
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#362
Posted 20 December 2005 - 07:43 PM
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#365
Posted 13 February 2006 - 09:09 PM
it could be my charisma, my wisdom, my charm, my devilshly hideous looks, but honestly...
i think it's because people actually ask questions.
without the question there's no advice.
that and i tell people what they want to hear...
yeah... i'm a sell out.
barend.
PS i also know everything, and wha tlittle i don't is only a phone call away...
to me....
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#366
Posted 15 February 2006 - 01:49 PM
I'm very bored, and quite poor. Using only the natural resource of Hull (ie, lots of chavs and rather young single mothers), what can I do to relieve my ennui?
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#367
Posted 15 February 2006 - 08:28 PM
perhaps you can relieve you 'ennui' by whipping it out and using it on them single mothers...
then brag about it to the chavs...
then sit back releived and what for the paternity suites to work their way back to your alias and false adress, sireing an army of aimless and disorganised chyldren scurring the streets in a crime wave like an aphex twin clip, terrorising the homless and navogationally challanged...
think of it... and army to do your bidding, or play football or something...
go on.. think about it...
BWAHH HAHA HAHAH HAHAH HAHAHHA
OOOOHHHH HOWWW WHARRR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!!:devil:
or have a wank, i don't care...
-Mr.B
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#368
Posted 02 February 2007 - 11:59 AM
Edit: Oh great Barend, why did we let your thread go neglected, your wisdom unheard, though sorely needed?
#369
Posted 02 February 2007 - 01:10 PM
I have to questions, so I'll ask them both.
One: Why are the people in Boston (Any Nightlifers excepted) so bloody paranoid?
Two: Do you recall what was revealed the day the music died?
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PM me, we'll talk.
#371
Posted 03 February 2007 - 09:41 AM
Is pizza left on the floor overnight a good hangover cure?
Yours, The Mildly Hungover
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#372
Posted 04 February 2007 - 06:28 PM
Often in life we allow much that is needed to fall through the cracks until it is of most dire need forcing us to quest for that which we have allowed to gain distance upon us. 'Tis tragic and all too common but through perseverence and Ctrl-F we can reclaim that which will save us.
I have to questions, so I'll ask them both.
One: Why are the people in Boston (Any Nightlifers excepted) so bloody paranoid?
Two: Do you recall what was revealed the day the music died?
One: Ever since Frasier Crane moved back to Seatle, the regulars of the bar 'Cheers' have become restless in the absence of free psychological advice, especially since Cliff went postal. With unchecked agression and unresolved issues the weekly alcoholics are running rampant through out the city... the people are right to loook over their shoulders.
Two: I don't know... I was busy drinking whiskey and rye with the good old boys and i wasn't paying attention to anything because i honestly thought it was going to be the day a died.
(and we had tow a chevy that some jerkwad had crashed into the levy, but luckily it was dry)
Why do people get to, too and two confused?
Signed,
A Concerned Citizen
Dear A Concerned Citizen,
Because it's too difficult for them to think with more than two brain cells!
Signed barend,
Who's won one of four forefathers.
Is pizza left on the floor overnight a good hangover cure?
Yours, The Mildly Hungover
Dear The Mildly Hungover,
Pizza left on the floor is a great hangover cure, (especially if there's a beer on the floor not to far away) provided that the part of the floor its on is within arms reach of the part of the floor you wake up on.
Mine, Barend.
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#374
Posted 04 February 2007 - 11:32 PM
no.
no I don't.
I think it's ICONIC!!!
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