Puffin vs. Shovel Place your bets!
#3
Posted 14 June 2004 - 05:00 PM
Stalky, you bastard! The "Vs." thing is (or at least was going to be) my thing! I'm going to have to start a new one now (as soon as Puffin vs. Lemur dies down)! :angry:
Shovel beats puffin, because puffins suck. End of story.
Shovel beats puffin, because puffins suck. End of story.
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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#7
Posted 15 June 2004 - 07:43 AM
While puffins are still cool, shovels are better at, to put it in Jane-y terms, stoving in peoples faces. So... shovel.
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Less Is More v4
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#10
Posted 15 June 2004 - 06:32 PM
A puffin can't carry a shovel! That'd be less likely than a swallow (African and European) being able to carry a coconut!
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#12
Posted 16 June 2004 - 04:31 AM
Are we forgeting that the shovel (and the spade next to it) is inanimate and would need for somebody to actually pick it up and start a-stovin' the puffin's face in? I reckon the shovel (and spade) would win by merely outlasting the puffin.
This post has been edited by SkinnedAlive: 16 June 2004 - 04:32 AM
#14
Posted 17 June 2004 - 12:26 AM
QUOTE (SkinnedAlive @ Jun 16 2004, 04:31 AM)
Are we forgeting that the shovel (and the spade next to it) is inanimate and would need for somebody to actually pick it up and start a-stovin' the puffin's face in? I reckon the shovel (and spade) would win by merely outlasting the puffin.
I was just assuming that Janey was wielding the shovel!
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