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#16
Posted 26 September 2006 - 09:50 AM
#17
Posted 26 September 2006 - 03:50 PM
#18
Posted 27 September 2006 - 07:51 AM
It's still waving it's penis at you though.
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#19
Posted 02 October 2006 - 07:04 AM
I have a horrible feeling I may have derailed this thread, so here's a previous drunken thought. That's right, completely legal, common or garden drunk. Here it is:
It is physically impossible for a man to touch his toes with his testicles.
This post has been edited by Voodoo Dog: 02 October 2006 - 07:22 AM
#20
Posted 02 October 2006 - 09:35 AM
#22
Posted 02 October 2006 - 10:46 AM
#24
Posted 02 October 2006 - 08:27 PM
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
#26
Posted 03 October 2006 - 08:02 AM
I second this.
#27
Posted 03 October 2006 - 08:52 AM
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#28
Posted 03 October 2006 - 06:18 PM
#29
Posted 03 October 2006 - 07:08 PM
AND that you can talk to trees.
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