1. Dont have to get a job
2. You are an inanimate object, thus, no parents.
3. You were chipped off a really huge rock, and can think about it squashing people for fun.
4. You can't eat, so, technicly, you cant get fat.
5. Stonehenge, man.
![](http://www.christiaan.com/stonehenge/images/stnhng-above.jpg)
---Why it WOULDN'T kick arse to be a rock---
1. You are an inanimate object, and thus, you aren't living and have no feelings.
2. People are stepping on you ALL THE TIME.
3. People put you in they're driveway and you get driven over.
4. Stone Age people used you as weapons and you got all bloody and such.
5. Sometimes your an emerald or something, and people wear you on they're fingers, then drop you in the sink, and then you end up on the bottom of the ocean, and get eroded until your like a tiny grain of green sand.
6. People constantly mix up your phone number with "The Rock's" phone number.