EwokHunter's Ewoks Guide for Surviving Just for Ewoks
#1
Posted 30 April 2006 - 08:00 PM
* star to *****stars
Weapons:
Rocks (*)
Nuts (*)
Sticks (**)
Ropes (**) (Difficult for finding them)
Your Hands (0)
Biting (*****)
Bigger Rocks (**) (Difficult for carrying them)
The only matter is that they have laser guns and the sith's lightsabers...and are the double of tall!
Friends: Being evaluated by their power.
Jedis (*****)
Bounty Hunters (****)
Siths (*****)
Rebels (***)
Stormtroopers (***)
Wookies (**and half)
Simple Humans with weapons (***)
Simple Humans without weapons (**)
Chances for having friends like all above (0)
Your Skills:
Building (***)
Fighting (0)
Having friends (0)
Communicating (0)
Knowledge (0)
Swimming (0)
Running (0)
Repairing (0)
Computer Skills (0)
Cooking (0)
MAKING A SHOWER (000)
SURVIVING NOT GUARENTEED FOR EWOKS FOR NOW.
Wait for the last 2 Volumes more of Ewoks!!!
And The Jedis, Siths and BountyHunter Guides!!!
#4
Posted 06 May 2006 - 12:24 PM
HEALTH:
Cooking:
Well, they can't cook.
Food:
Nuts, Water and bugs.
Most common disease:
Stomache disease
Sports:
Escape of being hunted.
Hunt bugs.
EDUCATION
HoRrtografphy (0)
Reading (0)
At least speaking (000)
Math (If they can even speak, how they can know if numbers exist)
History (There isn't history about ewoks...well only Episode VI)
Geography (*****) Only two place Jungle and lake.
One volume more!!!
#5
Posted 29 July 2006 - 12:22 AM
Weapons:
Lightsabers (***** *)
Well there's only one weapon, well I think I better classified them by their color.
Evaluation of Coolness:
Purple (***** *) Only avilable for Mace Windu
Red (*****) Only avilable for Siths
Green (****)
Blue (****)
Yellow (0)
Abbilities:
Moving Objects (***) Lazies
Throwing a Lightsaber (0) Is that even an ability?
Thunders (*****) Only avilable for Siths
Making life with midichlorians (0) Only avilable for siths(This is better:Making life with sex (***** *))
Reflexes (*****) Imagine a world where goalkeepers are Jedis or Siths
Persuading (***** *) Star Wars Geeks really want this power a week before the Prom
Jedis and Siths Characters:
Obi-Wan (*****)
Darth Vader (***** **)
Darth Sidious (**** *)
Qui-Gon (***** *)
Anakin ''Hayden'' (0)
Yoda (0)
Luke (***)
Mace Windu (*****)
Darth Maul (***** *)
Count Dooku (*****)
Aayla Secura (**) Because she's hot
Ki Adi (***)
Plo Koon (***)
Kit Fisto (****)
General Grievous (***** *) He isn't a Sith but... he is cool
#6
Posted 29 July 2006 - 12:53 AM
You have to realize something though. Jedi and Sith are like deer grammactically speaking.
Singular = Jedi, Sith
Plural = Jedi, Sith
What is with all the extra stars? That mean they are extra-cool? I was under the impression it was only from 1-5.
#8
Posted 29 July 2006 - 03:19 PM
Here is a sample one I did for dwarves. Just call it a fanfiction of sorts.
Beards: (* * * * *)
Heavy weapon that weighs as much as they do: (* * * * * *)
Hard-hat Viking Helmet: (* * * *)
Ability to hold their liquor: (* )
#9
Posted 29 July 2006 - 05:28 PM
Weapons:
Blasters (***)
Rockets (**** and a half)
Jet Pack (*****)
Threads (0)
Most stupid thing made by a Bounty Hunter:
Contracting a bounty Hunter (***** *****) Jango Fett is stupid
Contractors:
Huts: (****) They're rich but...gross.
Imperial People (*****)
Bounty Hunters (***) Ignore their.....well Jango's stupidness.
#10
Posted 29 July 2006 - 05:38 PM
That would be like me hiring someone to mow lawns, and then when they didn't get the job done, I go and kill them, then don't finish the yard that they started.
^ Exactly how much sense it makes.
#11
Posted 31 July 2006 - 03:36 PM
Weapons:
Wooden Arrows (**) For god's sake, orcs and uruks had shields too!
Daggers (****) Two daggars mean being cool.
Abbilities:
Watching far away (*) I think that in that age they invented the scope.
Heal (****) Only for elves like Galadriel.
Elves:
Galadriel (***** *)
Legolas (****)
Arwen (yawn)
Elrond (*****)
#12
Posted 01 August 2006 - 08:28 PM
Hairy feet (*****)
Smoking pipes (*****)
Walking stick (***** *)
Ability to be quiet (***** *)
Bravery (*****)
#13
Posted 11 August 2006 - 04:27 AM
#15
Posted 11 August 2006 - 12:13 PM
(This is maybe the worst post ever.)
I beg to differ. There's a Search button somewhere at the top of this page, click on it and instruct the script to find all of Cobnat's posts, if you really seek to be enlightened about the worst posts ever.
Edit: That is, worst comprehensible posts ever. We don't want to feel Dee left out, now do we? Alright, alright, don't say a thing, I'll shut up already, 'twas a joke, a mere joke, please don't reply to this, if you're a certain someone who might feel insulted by these words.
This post has been edited by Gobbler: 11 August 2006 - 12:15 PM
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