Episode 1 Caption Competition Warning: large images.
#61
Posted 28 October 2005 - 06:46 AM
DARTH MAUL: "Hey Qui, sorry about the whole killing you thing in Episode I."
QUI-GON: "Ah, think nothin' of it Darth ol' buddy. Best thing that ever happened to me. I owe you one. Hey, ya wanna knock back a couple of Bud Lites?"
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#62
Posted 29 October 2005 - 12:54 AM
Goin' down to Tatooine, gonna have myself a time.
#64
Posted 01 November 2005 - 06:26 PM
This post has been edited by StarWarsIsUs: 01 November 2005 - 06:27 PM
#67
Posted 14 March 2006 - 05:50 PM
Yoda: "Hmmm, one of my speeches, interupt again, live to be 30, you will not! ...hmmmmph?"
Anakin: "I said, a big round space station that can blow up planets... tell me you think that isn't cool! huh?"
This post has been edited by barend: 14 March 2006 - 05:42 PM
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#69
Posted 21 March 2006 - 08:26 PM
Anakin: What do you mean there was no father? Didn't you ever get curious... maybe some DNA
tests to make sure, or drug tests for Rohipnol? Nothing?!? How could you not know?!?
Shmi: I don't know... It just never seemed that important.
Anakin: Then Why even bring it up?
Shmi: Eh... I just figured it would make you feel special.
Anakin: Chosen one 'special' or school for the challenged 'special'?
Shmi: A little of both, Annie... a little of both.
Anakin: See, this is what i'm talking about... if i had a dad he wouldn't let you call me 'Annie'
Shmi: He wouldn't have let me put you in a dress for the first eight years of your life, either.
Anakin: Jesus Christ, no wonder the other kids make fun of me...
Shmi: what? you don't remember that?
Anakin: NO! maybe i repressed it, Miss. There-was-no-father!!!
Shmi: touche'
This post has been edited by barend: 21 March 2006 - 08:31 PM
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#70
Posted 22 March 2006 - 11:04 AM
Anakin: What do you mean there was no father? Didn't you ever get curious... maybe some DNA
tests to make sure, or drug tests for Rohipnol? Nothing?!? How could you not know?!?
Shmi: I don't know... It just never seemed that important.
Anakin: Then Why even bring it up?
Shmi: Eh... I just figured it would make you feel special.
Anakin: Chosen one 'special' or school for the challenged 'special'?
Shmi: A little of both, Annie... a little of both.
Anakin: See, this is what i'm talking about... if i had a dad he wouldn't let you call me 'Annie'
Shmi: He wouldn't have let me put you in a dress for the first eight years of your life, either.
Anakin: Jesus Christ, no wonder the other kids make fun of me...
Shmi: what? you don't remember that?
Anakin: NO! maybe i repressed it, Miss. There-was-no-father!!!
Shmi: touche'
Hahahahahahahahaha
SHMI: "Annie... I have AIDS."
ANAKIN: "WTF?!"
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#71
Posted 23 March 2006 - 03:03 PM
tests to make sure, or drug tests for Rohipnol? Nothing?!? How could you not know?!?
Shmi: I don't know... It just never seemed that important.
Anakin: Then Why even bring it up?
Shmi: Eh... I just figured it would make you feel special.
Anakin: Chosen one 'special' or school for the challenged 'special'?
Shmi: A little of both, Annie... a little of both.
Anakin: See, this is what i'm talking about... if i had a dad he wouldn't let you call me 'Annie'
Shmi: He wouldn't have let me put you in a dress for the first eight years of your life, either.
Anakin: Jesus Christ, no wonder the other kids make fun of me...
Shmi: what? you don't remember that?
Anakin: NO! maybe i repressed it, Miss. There-was-no-father!!!
Shmi: touche'
Excellent.
#72
Posted 23 March 2006 - 05:30 PM
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#75
Posted 18 May 2006 - 09:44 PM
Anakin: "How long do i have to balance on one foot like this."
Quigon: "Until you can feel the force flowing through you my young padawan..."
Anakin: "And this is how all Jedi training goes?"
Quigon: "Only for first generation padawans... say if you had a son... he would have to balance on his hand. For that is the way of the Jedi"
This post has been edited by barend: 19 May 2006 - 12:36 AM
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