I'm really glad you guys worked this post count problem out. I'm proud of you for all sticking to your guns, but managing to remain pals despite it all. And I'm happy to see that Rory got a special name.
However, I think we still need to address these allegations about Chefelf abusing the Lanceandeskimo.com forums for personal financial gain. I know these allegations were "explained away" by Chyld, who contends that chefelf.com is a "humour website" which Chefelf maintains solely for his, and our, amusement. That's all well and good, and you might have convinced me that everything was on the up-and-up. But if Chefelf isn't skimming a little off the top, how do you explain the fact that he is frequently seen on the streets of This Glorious City, humming a jaunty tune and spinning around a pair of SOLID GOLD HANDCUFFS?
Paul and I have frequently wondered how these very swank handcuffs were purchased, especially since we believe they were purchased BEFORE Chefelf got his new, lucrative cooking job. Are we to believe that the Solid-Gold-Law-Enforcement store has a great layaway plan? Also, how do you explain the private jet Chefelf keeps under a tarp in his parents' garage? It don't belong to his parents, that's for sure.
I'm just saying.