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Posted 28 November 2005 - 01:52 PM

Sure, its campy but what part of Jabba's vast Hutt fortune do you wish you had in your day to day life, in your home or dwelling? I think the beauty chained to oneself is kinda neat, but unless you have Jabba's vast size, its kinda useless and easy to be overpowered in your sleep, heck, he was. The trap door beofre him is good as is the frozen form of Harrison Ford.
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 02:22 PM

I want the Rancor and the pit and the dude that goes with it, you know....the one that cries when it dies?
OH NO!!!
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 06:42 PM

ill make a list.

chained, metal underwear female, preferably human or twilek

raincor

random hands and tentacles that grope people in my dungeons

sarlaacc pit in my backyard

salacious p. crumb

an army of hutts at my disposal with lightsabers.
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 07:25 PM

the bikini outfit. The only problem is managing to convince my significant other that doning that would be one of the best presents possible.

In second comes all of the money.
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 07:52 PM

Droid torture chamber....you just never know when your microwave is gonna fuck around and need some anal probing....
It seems like everyone is over the nitpicking. Too bad.
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 08:37 PM

I say the money. That can get all the rest.
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Posted 29 November 2005 - 10:26 AM

Having an air skiff to fly around would be pretty cool, assuming I had a place to fly it and knew how. wink.gif
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Posted 01 December 2005 - 07:34 AM

boba fett
Officer! officer! quick! all my money was stolen by a man in flannel!
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Posted 02 December 2005 - 06:00 AM

Princess Leia.
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 05:18 PM

-princess liea in the bedroom
-and boba fett in the lounge room
-a frozen solo would be awsome... i'd keep him near the door so people could hang thier coats on his hands.
-9D9 in the studio (i'd get her to do back up vocals) iamgaine her saying in the modulated voice 'i have two turntables and a microphone'
-Salacious Crum in the bathroom (yeah, try taking a dump with that lil bastard laughing at you)
-Sail Barge or Skiff in the carpark
-Rancor on the lawn (chained of course)
-and the coolest of the lot... Lando in the foyer (he'd do the lower the helmet to wink thing at everyone who enters)
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Posted 22 December 2005 - 03:06 PM

-Hutt's fortune
-An army of bounty hunters
-Princess Leia (of course)
-A laughing rat
-A Rancor pet
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Posted 22 December 2005 - 05:28 PM

-Emerald City Eye on the door.
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Posted 22 December 2005 - 05:33 PM

A galley of Jawas. So that I could kick their asses whenever I felt like it.
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Posted 22 December 2005 - 05:44 PM

QUOTE (Despondent @ Dec 22 2005, 05:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
-Emerald City Eye on the door.


"Tee chuta hhat yudd!"
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