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Humans vs. Animals Which would you prefer?

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Posted 31 October 2005 - 04:14 AM

QUOTE (floppydisk @ Oct 30 2005, 08:33 PM)
Pfft... we're wimps. We need guns to kill stuff. Recently added onto my "List of things to do before I die" is kill a large predator with only a sword and/or bow and/or lance. This comes after being in a riot, but before skydiving...



i think killing a large predator thus armed falls into the "list of things to do RIGHT before i die"
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 06:10 AM

So I take it you don't want to go skydiving?

On my list of things to do before I die is figure out how to survive as a hunter-gatherer, but since I imagine I'd be very, very, bad at the hunter part, I'd better find another source of protein.
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 07:55 AM

Mirithorn, I would think it was the other way around.

Edit: Oh, and about you sig, would it help if it was cool.gif Because that needs a capitol b, not a lower case b cool.gif I think.

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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:08 AM

QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Oct 31 2005, 07:55 AM)
Edit: Oh, and about you sig, would it help if it was cool.gif Because that needs a capitol b, not a lower case b cool.gif I think.


ya, it looks to me like you are the enemy of the letter 'b'. which makes me sad. my real name is BoB...
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 11:52 PM

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Posted 01 November 2005 - 11:34 AM

Heh...Humans ARE Animals. The question is redundant. tongue.gif
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Posted 01 November 2005 - 03:11 PM

THis is why i have chosen the path of a veterinarian. people suck.
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Posted 03 November 2005 - 10:55 AM

Well, as long as you say that you are actually also doing it for the money I will accept that. Seriously, I once went to the vet's and got charged almost thirty dollars for the vet to say what was wrong with my dog and schedule an appointment to get the problem taken care of. The time it all took was less than five minutes (I had time it).
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Posted 03 November 2005 - 10:56 AM

QUOTE (Revan-47 @ Nov 1 2005, 09:11 PM)
THis is why i have chosen the path of a veterinarian. people suck.


Yes, but animals bite.
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Posted 03 November 2005 - 11:20 AM

So do people... whistling.gif
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Posted 03 November 2005 - 03:11 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Oct 31 2005, 04:07 AM)
Floppy. You're a wimp for using any weapon to kill then. Sneak up behind that deer, leap on it, and tear its neck open with your throat. Or don't call people wimps like it's a bad thing. tongue.gif

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I didn't make my point well enough. I meant that they're wimps since they never actually are in danger the whole time they're hunting. They shoot it from 1000 feet, stuff it and make it look ferocious. I could get killed attacking a grizzly bear with a sword.
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Posted 05 November 2005 - 01:46 PM

u know a guy that lives in a shack and kills bears with swords?

i know a kid in my highschool that wants to be a pirate.
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Posted 05 November 2005 - 01:52 PM

Modern Pirate, or Yohoho type pirate?
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Posted 05 November 2005 - 03:45 PM

I would hope a pirate from the age of sail...

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Posted 05 November 2005 - 05:37 PM

Slade: That's the only worthwhile type of biting, my friend... happy.gif
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