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The Dark Lord of the Sith, ladies and gentlemen.
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The Dark Lord o- OK, I'll stop now.
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"Colonel, you better have a look at this radar."
"What is it, son?"
"I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant -"
"Dick!"
"Yes?"
"Take a look out of starboard."
"Oh my God, it looks like a huge -"
"Pecker!"
"Where?"
"Over there. A rare red-billed woodpecker!"
"What sort of bird is that? Oh goodness, it's not a bird, it's -"
"Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object. It
has a long, smooth shaft, complete with -"
"Two balls! No strikes."
"What is that? It looks just like an enormous -"
"Johnson!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about
this."
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People