ANGER - Keep it away from the forums. (Warning: Now Contains Pirates)
#766
Posted 29 September 2005 - 06:09 PM
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
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#769
Posted 29 September 2005 - 07:08 PM
Some time later he is rudely awakened by much yelling, as it is discovered that his anchor has been left behind, and the ship has run aground in the New York Harbor. He fires the incompetent sailors (giving them a Three Stooges Eye-Poke so as to show his heart is hard to the other men), and finds a contract for his remaining men to work at Macy's until his ship repairs are done.
However, pirates and minimum wage don't mix, and it's not long before his crew lead the entire staff to mutiny. Slade rallys his now quite large following and leads them in a strike to demand better wages, better treatment, and a longer break with legal wenching and boozing.
As Slade and company travel around brandishing pickets and cutlasses, Slade notices a young lad trying desperately to look the part of a pirate (Wayne), and asks him if he'd like to help join the cause of fighting wage slavery and the prohibition on wenching.*
Edit: Belated (sp?) *shakes fist* Typos!!!
This post has been edited by Slade: 30 September 2005 - 12:54 AM
#771
Posted 29 September 2005 - 07:32 PM
Edit: and slade... that prohibtion needs an AYE! *horrible pun*
This post has been edited by Wayne: 29 September 2005 - 07:35 PM
#773
Posted 29 September 2005 - 08:05 PM
Trousers went off him.
Icey became Berzerked
Virginities lost
As Icey regained consciousness, he found himself lying naked in a pile of clothes amongst mobsters who alsl lacked clothing that had apparently been shredded of their blood spattered bodies. Icey checked himself, he was fine except that his shoulder seemed to have a tiny cut.He shrugged and got dressed in a black silk shirt, and black jeans.*
#775
Posted 29 September 2005 - 08:45 PM
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#776
Posted 29 September 2005 - 08:52 PM
This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 29 September 2005 - 08:53 PM
PM me, we'll talk.
#777
Posted 29 September 2005 - 09:30 PM
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#779
Posted 29 September 2005 - 09:38 PM
Wow, I thought of doing that... grabbing a baseball bat from Toys R Us, and beat their knees into pulps. But oh well...
* Coco shoots water at random enemies. He also shoots at passerby lady customers *
Wet T-shirt contest!
#780
Posted 29 September 2005 - 10:53 PM
<OOC> Not entirely sure what just happened, but it sounds fun (That and there is nearly an entire new page since my last post </OOC>
*Slade, since you seem to be the leader of this mob, the owners of the various establishments want to try to "negotiate" a deal.(Am I making my intentions too obvious? )*
*Otal, you have succeeded in getting the blue jeans. Now would you kindly please PUT THEM ON!*
*Emu, I must say that was an excellent mannequin impersonation. Bravo m'dear*
*Icey, nice duds*
*Wayne, they could only work really well for breakfast. And don't even think of doing that to my pancakes.*
This post has been edited by Zatoichi: 29 September 2005 - 10:54 PM
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
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