About that unspoken sitting in bus etiquette. Read, you!
#1
Posted 14 April 2004 - 11:17 AM
Yes, fun article Yahtz. Like always. Anyway, I'm with you in all of it. But it's funny when someone completely disregards this etiquette which exists for purpose. I was sitting next to the window and the old hag sitting next to me took, like you said but now a wrong person, lively interest in the scenery going past outside. You can't imagine how's annoying when someone is looking through you. Moving her head to get even a better view. Getting closer with her head. I don't know but I was THIS close from messing up her face with my elbow and screaming "GET OUT FROM MY FACE, WILL YA!!"
Ok, I was not. I'm not capable for that.
But after that event I realized how neat it would be if I suddenly decided to poke her eye with my finger. That would startle her and made her leave MY fucking seat. I mean the bus got completely empty halfway. Are you STUPID bitch? MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!!
I'm really a nice person.
Ok, I was not. I'm not capable for that.
But after that event I realized how neat it would be if I suddenly decided to poke her eye with my finger. That would startle her and made her leave MY fucking seat. I mean the bus got completely empty halfway. Are you STUPID bitch? MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!!
I'm really a nice person.
#2
Posted 14 April 2004 - 03:19 PM
I have my own solution to bus problems: I had to ride the bus to and from school everyday for about four years, but there was always one seat in the back that's cut in half so that only one person is able to sit there. I fought tooth and nail for this seat every single day to ensure that no matter how crowded the bus got I would be sitting alone.
Ok, I didn't really fight for it...I just ran really fast to get to it first, established it as "mine", and if anyone else sat there, I'd glare at them threateningly until they moved.
...Yeah, I have space issues.
Ok, I didn't really fight for it...I just ran really fast to get to it first, established it as "mine", and if anyone else sat there, I'd glare at them threateningly until they moved.
...Yeah, I have space issues.
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#5
Posted 15 April 2004 - 05:48 AM
There are two ways I use buses, if and when I use them:
1.) When they're half empty.
2,) With a crowd of half a dozen giant metalheads. That usually moves people...
1.) When they're half empty.
2,) With a crowd of half a dozen giant metalheads. That usually moves people...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
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Less Is More v4
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#9
Posted 15 April 2004 - 12:48 PM
I'm referring to those who praise heavy metal as the panthenon of music, not the Daleks' mates...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#14
Posted 16 April 2004 - 02:32 PM
Starved for attention, are you. Very well then.
(*stares at Lachie...and stares, and stares, and stares...becomes increasingly creepy-looking*)
(*stares at Lachie...and stares, and stares, and stares...becomes increasingly creepy-looking*)
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994