is that true? i've never found Leia in 6 to be that nice at all, she just looks worn out and bored. Episode 4 Leia is much better. Episode 2 Padme wins hands down for me though.
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#16
Posted 23 April 2005 - 11:36 AM
is that true? i've never found Leia in 6 to be that nice at all, she just looks worn out and bored. Episode 4 Leia is much better. Episode 2 Padme wins hands down for me though.
#17
Posted 23 April 2005 - 01:04 PM
#18
Posted 23 April 2005 - 02:06 PM
#19
Posted 23 April 2005 - 02:23 PM
#21
Posted 23 April 2005 - 02:33 PM
If that's not an invitation to get on this thread if only to flame me, I don't know what is.
#22
Posted 23 April 2005 - 02:33 PM
edit- if it was a boy or a girl posting here I mean.
This post has been edited by jariten: 23 April 2005 - 02:33 PM
#24
Posted 23 April 2005 - 06:17 PM
What the FUCK?!?! How the hell is that even possible? Or is this some kind of hentai thing? Anyway, as one of the sick twists the human mind can undergo, it adds to my opinion that the entire human race should be slaughtered as soon as possible. Let's see if the cockroaches can do a better job of this pesky little "civilisation" thing, a billion years from now.
Anyway, since this thread started, I have been sniffing around the s&m sites (In the name of RESEARCH, mind you). Yes, we all know s&m is weird, but we also all know what s&m is all about, which makes talking about it here pointless right? Wrong. I would like to direct your gaze towards a novel sub-section of said genre. Orgasm denial torture, or "cock-teaser" porn. This punishes people, not with whips and paddles and nipple clamps, but simply with their own unsatisfied desires. It goes something like this:
Girl ties guy to bed.
Girl brings guy to brink of orgasm, over and over again.
Girl gets to orgasm whenever she wants, usually via oral sex, whereas guy can orgasm if, AND ONLY IF, girl wishes him to.
At some point, guy breaks down and begs to be allowed to come.
(I refuse to spell it cum)
This is the point where girl smiles evily, and walks away.
I have to admit, that sounds somewhat appealing. In theory. In THEORY. Sexual frustration is kind of fun, in a painful kind of way. The reality however, would probably be a nightmare.
#25
Posted 23 April 2005 - 06:34 PM
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#26
Posted 23 April 2005 - 07:03 PM
To anyone else thinking of satisfying their curiosity, its just not fucking worth it.
#28
Posted 23 April 2005 - 09:02 PM
Dude what exactly did you do? I kind of got the impression that all you saw was teen porn. There is nothing illegal about this, take it from me. My body works on the following equation:
Pleated skirts+the colour tartan(called plaid in america)+MODELS AGED 18 AND UP=Go go, gadget dick.
I have yet to get arrested for this quirk. I doubt I ever will. If you really did look at pictures of naked kids by mistake, I refer you to my previous equation about the time you were on the site stored in your registry.
I strongly doubt you have anything to worry about, but i'm starting to feel you will never be reassured. If this is the case, abandon the net and go back to porno mags. No danger and a lot easier to hide from your parents. Unless they happen to look under the matress a lot, that is.
#29
Posted 23 April 2005 - 09:12 PM
this is what happened, but how in the hell are you supposed to know if they are 18 and up? that's what im worried about.
#30
Posted 23 April 2005 - 09:44 PM
The story was even more surreal than I expected, given the genre. I have no idea if this is typical of inflation porn or not, and I have no intention of finding out. The summation is as follows:
THE CAST
A hapless female
An evil scientist
A sentient piece of chewing gum
THE PLOT
Evil scientist somehow manages to create sentient piece of chewing gum.
Evil scientist offers the sentient piece of chewing gum to hapless female.
Hapless female takes the bait.
Hapless female happily chews the gum a little bit, then blows a bubble.
As she sucks the gum back into her mouth the evil scientist (and audience) observe the gum clearly reacting with signs of anger. Hapless female however, remains oblivious.
(The theme from Jaws starts to play softly in the background)
Hapless female suddenly realises she cannot spit the gum out.
Hapless female suddenly starts to feel strangely bloated, as if she had eaten 10 cans of baked beans in less than 20 seconds. She does not however, feel the need to fart.
Hapless female suddenly realises that the gum, having suffered horrible pain because of the chewing and bubble blowing, in getting its revenge by blowing HER up.
Hapless female repeats her efforts to spit the gum out. This is in vain, as the gum has latched itself to the roof of her mouth.
Evil scientist starts cackling madly.
Hapless female realises with horror that her body is slowly inflating.
Hapless females individual body parts, most notably her breasts, are starting to resemble balloons.
Hapless female realises that her body parts are becoming incredibly sensitive. Her whole body has become one huge erogenous zone. She is becoming, completely against her will, incredibly aroused.
By this point, evil scientist has started masturbating furiously.
About this point in the story, I suffered a minor mental breakdown and passed out. I therefore have no idea what happened after that. Somehow I doubt the tale ends happily.