Puffin vs. Lemur Place your bets!
#211
Posted 18 April 2005 - 06:24 PM
Icey- So what you're saying is that puffins cannot beat lemurs without calling in outside assistance? Seems kinda cheatery.
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#212
Posted 18 April 2005 - 06:41 PM
Lemur: Lemur catta
Height: 15 - 18"
Weight: 5 - 7.5 lbs.
Tail Length: 22 - 25"
Puffin: Fratercula arctica
Height: 15 inches
Weight: 1.5 lbs
Same size, but the lemur has the weight advantage and the tail. That's a big tail.
#215
Posted 18 April 2005 - 08:21 PM
Vote Puffin, a candidate strictly against child pornography."
Insinuating that our candidate endorses child pornography is both sick and untrue. That's slander, and unless you issue an immiadete public apology, I'll be forced to go to friend's houses and make more votes for lemurs.
This post has been edited by floppydisk: 18 April 2005 - 08:22 PM
#216
Posted 18 April 2005 - 08:34 PM
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
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#218
Posted 19 April 2005 - 06:25 AM
FACT: Puffins and lemurs have never accidently been sucked into diving suits, thus causing much hilarity.
FACT: Jellyfish are named after jelly, delicious and fufilling - like jellyfish!
FACT: I need a drink - and jellyfish are 97% water!
FICTION: Gibble wongta fingerbubblerg nurgflerg.
FACT: A Vote For JellyFish Is A Vote For Freedom
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#220
Posted 19 April 2005 - 07:36 AM
Insinuating that our candidate endorses child pornography is both sick and untrue. That's slander, and unless you issue an immiadete public apology, I'll be forced to go to friend's houses and make more votes for lemurs.
The followers of the Lemur have accused gentle Slade of slander for making statements that he never said. This makes them hypocrites. Can you trust a hypocrit with your vote? Can you trust a hypocrit with your children's safety?
Vote Puffin.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#221
Posted 19 April 2005 - 07:49 AM
See this? This is how a Lemur shows gratitute, by HUGGLING onto you for ever and ever and ever untill it gets bored of you and just walks away. Do you JM, Janey and the other infidels want to be huggled by someone who cares nothing for you nor any other? Do you like being huggled by little hairy creatures? How about big blonde men?
I think we all know the answer to that. Go Puffin.
This post has been edited by Icey: 19 April 2005 - 07:50 AM
#222
Posted 19 April 2005 - 08:11 AM
And Icey, all mammals are family, orientated. Puffin babies just sit in nests and demand food all the time, no difference. Only jellyfish are truly indifferent, fertilising their young like fish and abandoning them. They turn out harder that way.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#223
Posted 19 April 2005 - 08:52 AM
Hold onto you like a parasite and call it huggling.
This post has been edited by Icey: 19 April 2005 - 08:52 AM
#224
Posted 19 April 2005 - 01:05 PM
Vote Puffin.
I am terribly sorry that I keep confusing Sime and Slade. It was a simple mistake and it will not happen again. I have no ill will toward Slade, and my party only wishes the best for him.
However, calling us hypocrites solves nothing. It only makes you more hypocritic when the public realizes the truth, Sime. Lemurs are not your enemy, but your friend! What the public needs to be asking is what is the Puffin party's stance on Child Pornography. I have never heard them state a claim on the subject. Would you trust your vote to someone who might damage your children? I think not.
Go Lemurs.
This post has been edited by floppydisk: 19 April 2005 - 01:12 PM