Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET
BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
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This man is clearly making the whole thing up. I can't even buy the whole "mistaking for a chicken's neck" thing but then he sends his story FURTHER over the top by saying "then my dog ran up and ate it". Why not add, "then two clowns working for the government forced me to make it into meatloaf for them to serve their emperor"?
Thanks to SJordan for this one!