C-3PO vs Jar Jar Binks for the morons
#2
Posted 21 July 2004 - 04:13 PM
QUOTE (Mike Mac from NYU @ Jul 21 2004, 08:44 PM)
Hell, lets keep up this theme.
If you were stuck on a lifeless mudball planet who would you rather be marooned with
C3PO or Jar Jar Binks!
Sorry. Sucide is not an option!
If you were stuck on a lifeless mudball planet who would you rather be marooned with
C3PO or Jar Jar Binks!
Sorry. Sucide is not an option!
God, what a choice... I think I'd pick Threepio, if only because droids have to shut up if you tell them to.
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
#5
Posted 21 July 2004 - 06:20 PM
C3P0 speaks over 300 languages...
Jar Jar doesn't even speak one!
C3P0 has stories, has been on adventures...
Jar Jar has not. and even if he has, i'd be making gungan stew 10 minutes after he first opened his mouth!
Jar Jar doesn't even speak one!
C3P0 has stories, has been on adventures...
Jar Jar has not. and even if he has, i'd be making gungan stew 10 minutes after he first opened his mouth!
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#7
Posted 21 July 2004 - 08:44 PM
i could try
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#8
Posted 22 July 2004 - 10:06 AM
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Wait - that's a good point. You could eat Jar Jar Binks and therefore survive a little longer. But you couldn't eat Threepio.
That alone might actually be the ultimate reason to choose Jar-Jar.
But then again, depending on how tech savy you are, you could probably fashion C3P0 into a crude phaser which might be necessary.
OOPS, did I say phaser!!! I meant blaster!!!
I committed Sci-Fi blasphemy! Forgive me!
#10
Posted 22 July 2004 - 08:09 PM
depending on how tech savy you are, you could probably fashion C3P0 into a crude female pleasure bot which might be necessary!
-panel beat the chest plate out and waist section in,
-pitch-shift the audio-out-unit up,
-make some hair out of sea weed,
-and re-calibrate the mobility funtions to buckle at the helix/beval interface conection, to give 'her' that femine walk!
it's as easy as advance robotic posetronic recalibration.
-panel beat the chest plate out and waist section in,
-pitch-shift the audio-out-unit up,
-make some hair out of sea weed,
-and re-calibrate the mobility funtions to buckle at the helix/beval interface conection, to give 'her' that femine walk!
it's as easy as advance robotic posetronic recalibration.
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#12
Posted 23 July 2004 - 12:49 AM
3P0 can call a rescue somehow. Jar Jar would only dissuade would-be resucers. C3PO all the way
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#13
Posted 23 July 2004 - 12:50 AM
so is eating human flesh, but in the right circumstance, you'd do it.
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#15
Posted 23 July 2004 - 06:22 AM
QUOTE (barend @ Jul 22 2004, 08:09 PM)
-and re-calibrate the mobility funtions to buckle at the helix/beval interface conection, to give 'her' that femine walk!
barend, what are you talking about? C3PO already is feminine! He couldnt be anymore feminine. I believe George Lucas uses C3PO's character to show his "other side".