How shall I rape my mouth next
#17
Posted 23 September 2008 - 01:43 PM
Gobbler- Great to see you out and about, and yeah we have two liquorice flavors. The kraut liqueur Jagermeister, and the Italian awfulness of Sambuca... I am loathe to mix those with cereal because I do not wish to die yet.
Lecter- Your whiskey is made by Scottsman who send it south in hopes of poisoning you Southern fairies. Our whiskey is made by hillbillies who send it all over in hopes of getting their Southern cousins good and drunk for some lovin...
Wait, now you mention it yeah, we're pretty pathetic.
And whiskey wins the day, expect photos in a week or two.
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#18
Posted 23 September 2008 - 07:08 PM
#19
Posted 24 September 2008 - 01:06 AM
If I survive the night, and if I was able to hold the camera straight or steady at any one time, there shall be proof of my trials and tribulations.
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#20
Posted 24 September 2008 - 03:28 AM
NO.
#21
Posted 24 September 2008 - 03:42 AM
Understandable. The last time that someone mixed ye good ol' Huntermaster with pizza wasn't a very pretty sight, indeed... I'm just somehow glad that I can't really handle the strong stuff anymore, my drinking days are sort of over already.
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#22
Posted 24 September 2008 - 04:48 AM
Gobbler- Jager isn't that bad. Now what I really like from you guys is Bear Hunter. How Germans figured out how to turn honey into liqueur I don't know, but thanks!
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#23
Posted 24 September 2008 - 04:57 AM
Also, the secret to turning all sorts of stuff into liqueur is to just stuff it in a barrel and see if anything starts to ferment after a while. Wheat, potatoes, honey, ex-wives - just be creative.
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#24
Posted 24 September 2008 - 07:34 AM
#25
Posted 24 September 2008 - 11:14 AM
#26
Posted 24 September 2008 - 12:52 PM
I was not going to say it because I'm still trying to spread false propaganda about the fact that every Viking's second name was actually "Heinz" back in the days.
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#27
Posted 24 September 2008 - 01:01 PM
I've honestly never been able to find mead. Pity, cuz I need something for my honey nut cheerios.
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#28
Posted 24 September 2008 - 01:16 PM
You're not shipping it to us then. Subway is as healthy as it gets, otherwise we merely have McDonald's and Burger King. KFC is slowly slowly trying to make an appearance here as well.
I wouldn't mind seeing Jack in the Box again though. Not everyday, surely, but every once in a while when you can't be bothered to cook something for you and the kitten.
And you really should go look for mead, it's fantastic stuff if brewed right.
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#30
Posted 24 September 2008 - 01:49 PM
Um, just bought some mead the other day. Found it at World Market. Woo!
This post has been edited by Dorothy: 24 September 2008 - 01:50 PM
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