Articulate is too abstract a word.
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#1186
Posted 18 December 2007 - 01:16 PM
Articulate is too abstract a word.
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#1187
Posted 18 December 2007 - 04:43 PM
I would, but wimminz can't read, so what's the point?
I just felt that statement was too overpoweringly stupid not to say.
#1189
Posted 25 December 2007 - 08:28 AM
why is it that the really hot sexy girls that we cream our shorts over are usually the girls that are gold-digging, cheating, stuck-up, pompous bitches that always act like a guy needs to buy them a $5,000 diamond ring, drive a damn nice car, and wear expensive clothes just to be seen with them?....
...and the really good hearted girls,..the ones our parents told us to marry,.that are kind, gentle, sweet-hearted, loyal, honest and loving..are the type of girls who are slightly overweight, dont wear makeup, has 2 kids by their ex-boyfriend, hasnt really learned how to style their hair, and would probably end up wearing either a winnie-the-pooh, tigger, eeyore, or tazmanian devil t-shirt on a first date.
dammit..why, why why??????????
#1190
Posted 02 January 2008 - 02:19 PM
I think a girl wearing an Eeyore T-shirt could be rather hot, depending on what she has going for her. Eeyore is awesome.
Edit: Both the cartoon character and the character in the original books.
This post has been edited by Slade: 02 January 2008 - 02:22 PM
#1191
Posted 02 January 2008 - 05:59 PM
Ok, first my humorous reply:
1. Wow, how fat is "slightly?"
2. Have you ever put on makeup? It's a bit tedious to do every day.
3. Um, kids are for picking up men in the park. Sexy kid-loving men.
4. Also tedious. I settle for clean shaven.
5. How about a Space Ghost Tee? Beefy? ...also, would it be more appropriate on the third date? The seventh? What date is the OFFICIAL T-Shirt Date?
My other reply: It's good to know that women have the shallow market cornered, huh? Seriously... gold-digging, cheating, stuck-up-ed-ness, pompous bitchery, all of these are two-way streets, so... no points for you.
This post has been edited by Dorothy: 02 January 2008 - 06:00 PM
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#1192
Posted 10 January 2008 - 01:20 PM
And I'm probably picking a bone here, but sesame_street_hustler is on his own on that one. When I see a tall blonde with a pricey car, designer label clothes and a walk like she has Vaseline smeared in the crack of her arse I'm more likely to deal out the ol' Single-Finger Salute and possibly throw a rock. If there's one thing I cannot stand it's people with arrogant, holier-than-thou attitudes and if I ever barred up over one I would take up a sudden interest in self-amputation.
On top of that, the aforementioned good-hearted girls - if that's honestly how you see them you are looking in the wrong place. Granted it's a bias seeing as everyone has different tastes - different strokes for different folks, as the saying goes. I'm one of the old-fashioned types for whom looks are at the bottom of the priority ladder; it's personality and smarts that come in first for me; and looks get the bronze medal because a good relationship has chemistry. I would actually suggest befriending someone first (because I don't believe in love at first sight). It's amazing what a few kind words and a friendly hello can accomplish. I can assure you that this works because a friend of mine, one whom with I frequently sat down and played piano and discussed all matters, is my beloved ladyfriend and has been so since April last year.
Now then, onto the funny stuff because it's late and I need a laugh. If I may Dorothy, I'll just add to the delightful additions you have made.
1) Define overweight: solid build or Hindenburg? Please keep in mind that when the Hindenburg went down it did so in flames before you make your decision.
2) So actually being able to see what your date looks like is a bad thing? Personally I'm rather attracted to ladies who don't feel they have to slap enough chemicals to fuel a crop duster on their faces to feel beautiful.
3) It works too, I'll have you know. The nicest guys are always the family men.
4) When I read "styled their hair" the first thing that came to mind was a beehive. I don't bother to gel my hair up in order to make myself look like a sexy masculine beast so I don't see why women should have to do so to make themselves look more feminine and appealing - most of them already are; if only they can find the guys who are willing to admit that they're beautiful even if his friends aren't falling all over each other in jealousy.
5) The t-shirt date is a matter of time. If there is friendly chatting over dinner the T-shirt date (hereby referred to as the TSD) will be set three to four dates hence. If there are definite sparks, the TSD will usually be the next date. If there is making out the TSD will be forfeited as both parties will later wake up butt naked after playing a joyous and messy round of Hide-The-Sausage and are therefore an item; which of course means they can now wear whatever the hell they want if anything at all.
As far as first dates go, there is no official dress code and pretty much anything goes. However, unbeknown to most menfolk is that all women on the first date with any new male is wearing a uniform of sorts; a particular pair of underpants. Across the front panel in incredibly tiny writing are the words IF YOU CAN READ THIS IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY. However as most poor slobs will most likely frighten the poor girl off with their constant drooling and attempts to grab a feel, this is in fact an evil ironic joke perpetrated on behalf of all women everywhere. You can thwart this cruel and insidious humor by staying inside at all times and contacting human females via the Internet only.
And in closing, I've always held an admiration for women who can walk in those ridiculous high heels. Most of this however is directed towards the ingenious women who fend off lecherous men with a well-aimed stomp with a stiletto. Using shoes as a deadly weapon.... no wonder I'm so enchanted by the ladyfolk.
#1193
Posted 10 January 2008 - 05:56 PM
Honest-to-goodness, though... what the crap is a "good-hearted girl?" I've never met one. ...I doubt they exist...
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#1195
Posted 11 January 2008 - 03:12 AM
Honest-to-goodness, though... what the crap is a "good-hearted girl?" I've never met one. ...I doubt they exist...
Indeed. Females are conniving, malevolent, sexy creatures.
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#1196
Posted 16 January 2008 - 12:25 PM
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#1197
Posted 16 January 2008 - 07:52 PM
menopause.
Women just go wrong after that.
EDIT: last sentence removed to due potential explosive situation if information was leaked back. (it wouldn't effect me, but I"m to nice to let others get in trouble for something I said that might get back to them)
This post has been edited by barend: 07 February 2008 - 01:22 AM
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#1198
Posted 23 January 2008 - 06:37 PM
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#1199
Posted 26 January 2008 - 10:36 AM
My motivation behind that statement is one sister addicted to Charmed and the other glued to Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
#1200
Posted 07 February 2008 - 01:18 AM
why is it that the really hot sexy girls that we cream our shorts over are usually the girls that are gold-digging, cheating, stuck-up, pompous bitches that always act like a guy needs to buy them a $5,000 diamond ring, drive a damn nice car, and wear expensive clothes just to be seen with them?....
...and the really good hearted girls,..the ones our parents told us to marry,.that are kind, gentle, sweet-hearted, loyal, honest and loving..are the type of girls who are slightly overweight, dont wear makeup, has 2 kids by their ex-boyfriend, hasnt really learned how to style their hair, and would probably end up wearing either a winnie-the-pooh, tigger, eeyore, or tazmanian devil t-shirt on a first date.
dammit..why, why why??????????
First of all to defend the girls for a moment, your post is not an acurate observation of the so called types of women out there. That is not how women are at all. I think you'll find that the truth of the matter is that "good hearted girls" exist only in your imagination, my friend.
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