Episode 1 Caption Competition Warning: large images.
#136
Posted 14 August 2006 - 01:14 PM
NEESON: I asked for a tie-dye lightsaber, but Lucas wouldn't allow it. That's not fair, though, since Sam Jackson got the purple one he asked for.
#137
Posted 14 August 2006 - 07:55 PM
NEESON: I asked for a tie-dye lightsaber, but Lucas wouldn't allow it. That's not fair, though, since Sam Jackson got the purple one he asked for.
Nyehehehehehehe
Reverse racism is funny
NEESON: "I'm gonna kick your ass!"
BATMAN: "I'd like to see you try."
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#138
Posted 14 August 2006 - 08:43 PM
#139
Posted 15 August 2006 - 10:53 AM
Yeah, that's why it's funny.
OBI-WAN: "Please tell me that is not the new face Pepsi, for the love of God don't let that be the new face of Pepsi!"
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#140
Posted 15 August 2006 - 11:55 AM
#141
Posted 08 October 2006 - 01:18 AM
Gene muttering to himself: "Where the hell is Darth Maul, he always skips out on these band photo shoots!"
Shit, Fuck, Piss: I had to say that because I can on this website. (Thanks Chef!)
QUOTE (chefelf @ Feb 23 2008, 10:30 AM)
That's what I'm here for.
#142
Posted 06 November 2006 - 06:24 PM
Summer lovin', had me a blast
Summer lovin', happened so fast
Met a girl crazy for me
Met a boy cute as can be
Summer days drifting away
To, uh oh, those summer nights
Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh!
(Tell me more, tell me more)
(Did you get very far?)
(Tell me more, tell me more)
(Like does he have a car?)
She swam by me, she got a cramp
He ran by me, got my suit damp
Saved her life, she nearly drowned
He showed off splashing around
Summer sun, something's begun
But, uh oh, those summer nights
Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh!
(Tell me more, tell me more)
(Was it love at first sight?)
(Tell me more, tell me more)
(Did she put up a fight?)
Took her bowling in the arcade
We went strolling, drank lemonade
We made out under the dock
We stayed out till ten o'clock
Summer fling don't mean a thing
But, uh oh, those summer nights
(Tell me more, tell me more)
(But you don't gotta brag)
(Tell me more, tell me more)
('Cause he sounds like a drag)
He got friendly holding my hand
Well, she got friendly down in the sand
He was sweet, just turned eighteen
Well, she was good, you know what I mean
Summer heat, boy and girl meet
But, uh oh, those summer nights
(Tell me more, tell me more)
(How much dough did he spend?)
(Tell me more, tell me more)
(Could she get me a friend?)
It turned colder; that's where it ends
So I told her we'd still be friends
Then we made our true love vow
Wonder what she's doin' now
Summer dreams ripped at the seams
But, oh, those summer nights
#143
Posted 07 November 2006 - 12:12 AM
Im scared at the possibility of the franchise being resurrected like a phoenix rising from the burned ashes and there actually being a Grease 3!! (cues twilight zone theme)
Shit, Fuck, Piss: I had to say that because I can on this website. (Thanks Chef!)
QUOTE (chefelf @ Feb 23 2008, 10:30 AM)
That's what I'm here for.
#144
Posted 07 November 2006 - 08:35 AM
Damn you StarWarsIsUs! Now I have that fraking song stuck in my head!
*pokes voodoo-StarWarsIsUs-doll with rusty pins*
#145
Posted 07 November 2006 - 06:03 PM
Damn you StarWarsIsUs! Now I have that fraking song stuck in my head!
*pokes voodoo-StarWarsIsUs-doll with rusty pins*
LoL!
Glad to be of service.
#146
Posted 07 November 2006 - 08:58 PM
in fact, there are truly few songs that are worse than that one.
there are only a handful of remedies to clear that song out of your head, musically speaking.
The only song worse than that one would be that god-awful song off of the 1980's TV show, "Hee-Haw"........
Where O' where,..are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and thought I found true love.
You met another, and 'FFFTTTT"...YOU WERE GONE!!
anyways,..Im sorry if that just put that song in your head as well. But here are some suggested removal methods:....
Try listening to The Cranberries "Linger"
if that doesnt work, try The Verve's "Bittersweet Symphony"
Still nothing?....The only thing that will sure-fire work everytime is the hailed golden classic from The Doors "Light My Fire". Guaranteed to work, especially when listened to at least 5 times consecutively.
Shit, Fuck, Piss: I had to say that because I can on this website. (Thanks Chef!)
QUOTE (chefelf @ Feb 23 2008, 10:30 AM)
That's what I'm here for.
#147
Posted 08 November 2006 - 08:33 AM
#148
Posted 08 November 2006 - 01:12 PM
Interesting therapy.
OBI-WAN: "I'm still waiting for the pitcher to make his pitch... damn this is getting old!"
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#149
Posted 08 November 2006 - 06:35 PM
MAUL: I'll only die when you pluck all of these pyramid horns from my head!