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RIP Steve Irwin
#2
Posted 04 September 2006 - 04:45 AM
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#3
Posted 04 September 2006 - 02:26 PM
Ok, the same damn topic has been started down at (dare I say the name? what if Yahtzee is watching? although I very much doubt it) AGS forums. I'm gonna say to you what I said to them, but with more swearing (uncensored! yeah!) and more mouth running 'cause this is the fullyramblomatic forum and everyone is expected to run at the mouth. Ok, here I go!
He had it fucking coming.
It's karma man!
It's as simple as that: you dangle your kid in front of crocodiles and you get your ass stinged!
It's the way the universe turns.
But the sting ray was a revolutioner! A revolutioner I say!
Mr. Norbert Sting was just sitting at home, watching a little TV, and he saw mr. Irwin talk about members of his species. And then he thought: "What a bunch of pussies! Come on! Sting the bastard! If I got my chance I would sting the fuck out of his ass! Just one chance! I would sting his australian crock-bitten ass so hard that everyone would fear the name Norbert! Ok, spy, tells what you know, or I'm sending in NORBERT!"
And soon, mr. Sting got his chance. And so he did.
It's kind of sad really. I mean the man fucking wrestled crocodiles! He was the Crocodile Hunter not the Crocodile Hunted, not the Crocodile Bitch and certainly not the Flower Hunter! And he got stinged by Norbert, of all sting-rays.
So there you have it.
He had it fucking coming.
It's karma man!
It's as simple as that: you dangle your kid in front of crocodiles and you get your ass stinged!
It's the way the universe turns.
But the sting ray was a revolutioner! A revolutioner I say!
Mr. Norbert Sting was just sitting at home, watching a little TV, and he saw mr. Irwin talk about members of his species. And then he thought: "What a bunch of pussies! Come on! Sting the bastard! If I got my chance I would sting the fuck out of his ass! Just one chance! I would sting his australian crock-bitten ass so hard that everyone would fear the name Norbert! Ok, spy, tells what you know, or I'm sending in NORBERT!"
And soon, mr. Sting got his chance. And so he did.
It's kind of sad really. I mean the man fucking wrestled crocodiles! He was the Crocodile Hunter not the Crocodile Hunted, not the Crocodile Bitch and certainly not the Flower Hunter! And he got stinged by Norbert, of all sting-rays.
So there you have it.
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#5
Posted 04 September 2006 - 05:30 PM
QUOTE (Zewb @ Sep 4 2006, 11:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why is this in the FR forums? Was Yahtzee friends with Steve or something?
Well, now Yahtzee lives in Australia and last time I checked, Irwin wasn't Japanese so ya never know... Maybe Irwin saw on the cockroaches in Yahtzee's apartment and started wrestling it! Ha ha fucking ha! I crack- uhm that might not be a good term to use arround here... I amuse me! There, that's better!
"Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LAB-MOTORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!" (Prologue, Thing-Fish)
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#6
Posted 04 September 2006 - 06:48 PM
QUOTE (Gobbler @ Sep 4 2006, 01:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Damn, got there before I could.
QUOTE (Zewb @ Sep 4 2006, 12:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why is this in the FR forums? Was Yahtzee friends with Steve or something?
You know that girlfriend that Yahtzee has but no one ever sees, thats Steve Irvin.
QUOTE (Dan_N_GameZ @ Sep 4 2006, 02:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, now Yahtzee lives in Australia and last time I checked, Irwin wasn't Japanese so ya never know... Maybe Irwin saw on the cockroaches in Yahtzee's apartment and started wrestling it! Ha ha fucking ha! I crack- uhm that might not be a good term to use arround here... I amuse me! There, that's better!
Lame... just lame.
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Posted 04 September 2006 - 09:20 PM
QUOTE (Cobnat @ Sep 5 2006, 07:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You know that girlfriend that Yahtzee has but no one ever sees, thats Steve Irvin.
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#9
Posted 06 September 2006 - 05:44 AM
Anyone ever seen that South Park episode with this guy in it? I thought that all that stuff he'd done in that part (pissing off crocodiles by sticking his thumb up their rectal passages, etc. etc.) was BS until I heard he actually tended to do such things in real life. I say his death was natural selection, the instinct of not fucking with dangerous fish and reptiles died out of viable humans ages ago. Now there's one less moron in the world, what a fucking tragedy.
I don't mean to sound bloodthirsty, cruel or vicious, but I am, so that's the way it comes out.
I don't mean to sound bloodthirsty, cruel or vicious, but I am, so that's the way it comes out.
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Posted 07 September 2006 - 07:47 AM
Well, yeah, me too, that's why I'd thought back then that this was not a parody of a particular person but that of the American nature documentary genre.
Uhh shit. It was late and I was tired, never mind the word 'not' before the word 'fucking'.
Like anyone cares. But I prefer to be precise.
QUOTE (David-kyo @ Sep 6 2006, 12:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I say his death was natural selection, the instinct of not fucking with dangerous fish and reptiles died out of viable humans ages ago.
Uhh shit. It was late and I was tired, never mind the word 'not' before the word 'fucking'.
Like anyone cares. But I prefer to be precise.
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