Posted 04 September 2006 - 02:26 PM
Ok, the same damn topic has been started down at (dare I say the name? what if Yahtzee is watching? although I very much doubt it) AGS forums. I'm gonna say to you what I said to them, but with more swearing (uncensored! yeah!) and more mouth running 'cause this is the fullyramblomatic forum and everyone is expected to run at the mouth. Ok, here I go!
He had it fucking coming.
It's karma man!
It's as simple as that: you dangle your kid in front of crocodiles and you get your ass stinged!
It's the way the universe turns.
But the sting ray was a revolutioner! A revolutioner I say!
Mr. Norbert Sting was just sitting at home, watching a little TV, and he saw mr. Irwin talk about members of his species. And then he thought: "What a bunch of pussies! Come on! Sting the bastard! If I got my chance I would sting the fuck out of his ass! Just one chance! I would sting his australian crock-bitten ass so hard that everyone would fear the name Norbert! Ok, spy, tells what you know, or I'm sending in NORBERT!"
And soon, mr. Sting got his chance. And so he did.
It's kind of sad really. I mean the man fucking wrestled crocodiles! He was the Crocodile Hunter not the Crocodile Hunted, not the Crocodile Bitch and certainly not the Flower Hunter! And he got stinged by Norbert, of all sting-rays.
So there you have it.
"Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LAB-MOTORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!" (Prologue, Thing-Fish)
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