Reason #57 Jango's Head
#17
Posted 07 May 2006 - 08:45 PM
QUOTE (Sailor Abbey @ Apr 4 2006, 08:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You know, the way that scene went down, you’d have thought GL was setting up some cool revenge scene in ROTS. Would have made sense anyways. But I guess that’s why it didn’t happen.
the first thing my boss and i said after AOTC was; "what the fuck was boba fett doing there...?"
after ROTS the first thing we said was; "where the fuck was boba fett?"
not having him in ROTS made his apperance in ATOC so much the worse..
what a complete waste of time... it's like hes just there to make the grand galaxy seem like a small town. all we really learned about boba fett from this movie is that he followed in his fathers footsteps in the world of bounty hunting, but couldn't be bothered looking into genetics...
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#18
Posted 07 May 2006 - 09:08 PM
QUOTE (Darth Player @ May 7 2006, 07:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You'd think Boba would ave gone for more reinforcing flexi-armour of some kind for his suit from the helmet/torso join seeing firsthand what happened to 'dad'. what the hell does an eight year old do on his own when 'dad' vanishes? Did he spend the rest of the time aboard the Slave I hiding in the asteroid field?
boba fett would have been pretty fucked up too, with all these clones of his dad getting about..
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#20
Posted 08 May 2006 - 02:09 AM
QUOTE (barend @ May 7 2006, 10:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
boba fett would have been pretty fucked up too, with all these clones of his dad getting about..
Boba:"I spent some time during my formative years trying to be a Stormtrooper, but it didn't work out.Its true what they say though, 'wherever you go, there you are'. The other Stormtroopers were merciless towards me, mocking my appearance and name relentlessly. Finally, I had to part company...."
I think a clone army made up of clone Wattoos would have been more effective and visuallymore appealing. He brings his own helmet into battle at least, and he can fly.
#21
Posted 08 May 2006 - 07:58 PM
i'd clone wookies
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#22
Posted 08 May 2006 - 08:03 PM
QUOTE (barend @ May 8 2006, 08:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i'd clone wookies
Clone Chuck Norris army would be undefeatable throughout the galaxy, except for the original Chuck Norris who would be the only one who could kick his clones' asses.....
#23
Posted 08 May 2006 - 09:27 PM
not against my Bruce Lee army!!!!
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#24
Posted 08 May 2006 - 10:33 PM
QUOTE (barend @ May 8 2006, 10:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
not against my Bruce Lee army!!!!
Your Bruce Lee clone army will be done in by the intergalactic Chinese Kung-Fu Mafia for giving away too many fighting secrets.The head Bruce Lee clone template will get a hold placed on him that will make his heart explode seven years after the encounter....
"Don't scare us with your sorcerous ways, Lord Vader, your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn't helped conjur up the droids or the data tapes, soon this Chuck Norris will be the ultimate power in the universe!"
#25
Posted 09 May 2006 - 12:58 AM
actually the kung fu mafia story is crap... it was hash!
which i will keep clear of my bruce lee army... the chinese kung fu mafia won't do shit either way, because i'm the head of it.
my jet li clone comandos, jackie chan clone rangers, sama hung clone paratroopers, chow yun fat clone dudes who jump over shit with guns squad, will make mince meet of any other force in the galaxy...
plus i'll clone me.
then there'll be hell to pay...
which i will keep clear of my bruce lee army... the chinese kung fu mafia won't do shit either way, because i'm the head of it.
my jet li clone comandos, jackie chan clone rangers, sama hung clone paratroopers, chow yun fat clone dudes who jump over shit with guns squad, will make mince meet of any other force in the galaxy...
plus i'll clone me.
then there'll be hell to pay...
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#26
Posted 09 May 2006 - 04:02 PM
QUOTE (barend @ May 9 2006, 12:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
actually the kung fu mafia story is crap... it was hash!
which i will keep clear of my bruce lee army... the chinese kung fu mafia won't do shit either way, because i'm the head of it.
my jet li clone comandos, jackie chan clone rangers, sama hung clone paratroopers, chow yun fat clone dudes who jump over shit with guns squad, will make mince meet of any other force in the galaxy...
plus i'll clone me.
then there'll be hell to pay...
which i will keep clear of my bruce lee army... the chinese kung fu mafia won't do shit either way, because i'm the head of it.
my jet li clone comandos, jackie chan clone rangers, sama hung clone paratroopers, chow yun fat clone dudes who jump over shit with guns squad, will make mince meet of any other force in the galaxy...
plus i'll clone me.
then there'll be hell to pay...
(whispering) They are all no match for my Steven Seagal clone army.
#28
Posted 09 May 2006 - 06:49 PM
i'm still jenny from the block,
i used to have a snatch, now i've got a cock!
i used to have a snatch, now i've got a cock!
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#29
Posted 09 May 2006 - 11:31 PM
QUOTE (barend @ May 9 2006, 01:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
actually the kung fu mafia story is crap... it was hash!
which i will keep clear of my bruce lee army... the chinese kung fu mafia won't do shit either way, because i'm the head of it.
my jet li clone comandos, jackie chan clone rangers, sama hung clone paratroopers, chow yun fat clone dudes who jump over shit with guns squad, will make mince meet of any other force in the galaxy...
plus i'll clone me.
then there'll be hell to pay...
which i will keep clear of my bruce lee army... the chinese kung fu mafia won't do shit either way, because i'm the head of it.
my jet li clone comandos, jackie chan clone rangers, sama hung clone paratroopers, chow yun fat clone dudes who jump over shit with guns squad, will make mince meet of any other force in the galaxy...
plus i'll clone me.
then there'll be hell to pay...
Bruce Lee died when his heart exploded from the realization he touched Chuck Norris and lived....well, until he realized he touched Chuck Norris and his heart exploded......