- Fancy suit w/badass black gloves.
- Access to many deadly weapons.
- Cool sci-fi barcode on back of neck.
- Vin Dieselesque body, but cooler personality.
- Practically unstoppable; can be shot at least 10 times without dying.
- Sexy British chick that talks to you.
- Cold, heartless personality.
- Because of cloning, no annoying family members asking you to help move their furniture.
- Can fit into anyone's clothes, and get away with wearing them.
- Nobody fucks with you. And lives.
- You can open doors with your mind, and they close themselves 5 seconds later.
- You are an urban legend.
- At the supermarket, you can scan the barcode on your neck and see how much you're worth.
- You have a lot of money.
- Dual .45 pistols, coated in beautiful silver.
- Did I mention the suit?
Why it would not kickass to be Agent 47.
- Bald. Not just thinning, not even a bit of tough-looking peach fuzz. Just horribly bald.
- If you set off an airport metal detector you are shot on sight, even if it was just your keys.
- Nobody trusts you at all. Probably because you're so bald.
- You can't jump.
- If you linger in a doorway too long the door will decide to slam shut and break your nose.
- So. Fucking. Ballllddddd...
- At said supermarket, you might not be worth that much and it will lower your self-esteem.
- You're probably the whitest person outside of Norway.
There you have it.