Jesus, I'm having some trouble. You see, I've recently been labelled a convicted sex offender. The problem is, this charge is bullshit. I know they say that "only 16 year olds can give consent-" but I swear she was behind everthing! She practically begged me to do it! Or at least, she didn't ever tell me to stop! When you're soliciting sex from minors in head trauma wards in childrens hospitals, you'd expect them to give you some negative feedback, but nooooo. They just can't be bothered.
Please Jesus, all I ask is that you use your devine powers to sway the jury. And maybe to get me a good job in a daycare.
Michael? Michael Jackson? Is that you? I thought I told you to stay in Neverland Ranch! Just because you start working on children who are older this time doesn't make it right. Now stay where you are, buddy, while I call the police.
You just can't stay out of trouble, can you Michael?
Someone of Chefelf is going to the Heaven?
That is a good question. Many wonder where I stand on the issue of this website (chefelf.com). Well, my child... *phone goes dead*
Technical trouble guys. We should remembe to pay the phone-bill more often. Sincere apologies!
((((((I've toned his comments down and made it less offensive, to the point that Jesus himself would probably give them a chuckle.))))))
This post has been edited by StarWarsIsUs: 09 February 2006 - 11:39 PM