...both.
Ask Yahtzee...
#107
Posted 19 November 2005 - 12:30 PM
QUOTE (StantheGarbageMan @ Nov 6 2005, 07:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Alright then.
Dear Yahtzee's arse, what does the appendix actually do?
Dear Yahtzee's arse, what does the appendix actually do?
I shall certainly answer with pride, good sir!
Everyone knows that the only thing that the appendix does is basically sit in your stomach, and occasionally swell and explode. Back in the old days where neanderthals roamed and the wheel was a charming theory, the appendix was a last-ditch effort in saving your prehistoric ass. When the neanderthal was faced with certain danger, the appendix with burst forth violently, splattering the attacker with guts and blood. Of course, neanderthals were really stupid and would have felt threatened by a small stick on the ground, regardless of wether it was pointy or not. This also explains why they eventually died out.
Well there's your answer Stan, I'm off to aid Yahtzee in his defication habits.
#108
Posted 19 November 2005 - 02:26 PM
...this thread took a rather surreal turn when I wasn't looking...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#112
Posted 20 November 2005 - 04:43 PM
QUOTE (YahtzeesArse @ Nov 21 2005, 12:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Would anyone else care to ask me a question?
... ummm.... how come....
is this guy real or did yahtzee make another account? but how would that explain the 1000+ post count...
#113
Posted 20 November 2005 - 05:05 PM
QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Nov 20 2005, 02:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is it a fulfilling career option?
I thought an arse would deal with emptying more than filling...
#114
Posted 20 November 2005 - 08:16 PM
QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Nov 20 2005, 09:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dear YahtzeesArse.
What is it like being an arse? Is it a fulfilling career option? A friend of mine was considering going into Arsery, and I need to advise him.
What is it like being an arse? Is it a fulfilling career option? A friend of mine was considering going into Arsery, and I need to advise him.
Well, it's a tough job, but hey, somebody has to cushion Yahtzee's lower backbone while he's sitting, as well as helping along with deficating.
I personally graduated at St. Fanny's School for Arsery with a major in Avoiding Being Kicked. I also took several other wonderful classes such as Being Sat On, Crapping, Hemmerhoid Defense and, my personal favorite, How to be Properly Shaken in the Presence of Latin Dance Music.
Well, I hope that answers your question.
#116
Posted 21 November 2005 - 05:37 PM
Yes, we arses have been given a bad name for centuries, simply because we spew human waste and sulphuric gas, and blood if our owners haven't been eating enough fiber. Many arses have taken this hatred and shot it back at people, sneaking off into the night to sell whores and overdose on suppositories. That's why you sometimes wake up with a sore arse. But I just ignore it. After all, "Sticks and rocks hurt my buttocks but words will never hurt me".
#117
Posted 22 November 2005 - 01:10 AM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If you answer this with a Monkey Island quote, I will run away from the computer crying.
If you answer this with a Monkey Island quote, I will run away from the computer crying.
"It's gettin' to be re-goddamn-diculous. If you guys don't start thinking as men, we're gonna have a lousy country."
-John Wayne
-John Wayne
#118
Posted 22 November 2005 - 02:25 AM
QUOTE (Zewb @ Nov 22 2005, 11:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you answer this with a Monkey Island quote, I will run away from the computer crying.
Damn.
I'm hungry.
#119
Posted 22 November 2005 - 04:35 PM
QUOTE (Zewb @ Nov 22 2005, 06:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If you answer this with a Monkey Island quote, I will run away from the computer crying.
If you answer this with a Monkey Island quote, I will run away from the computer crying.
*Smiles*
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.