Episode 3 predictions cloudy the future is...
#1 Guest_HK-47_*
Posted 15 April 2004 - 09:20 AM
1. Darth Vaders first sentence is a cheesy one-liner: "Let the galaxy tremble before the might of DARTH VADER, LORD OF THE SITH!!"
2. Horrible Anakin-Padme-ObiWan love triangle hastens Anakins fall to the dark side.
3. Senator Binks survives, later to be liberally inserted into the OT DVD eds.
4. Yoda engages in a brutal, bonebreaking wrestling match with Dooku, "...it seems we cannot determine this battle by our skill with the lightsaber..."
5. The number of times you'll hear the word "poodoo".
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#2
Posted 15 April 2004 - 10:03 AM
1. Anakin fights everyone and oddly enough defeats all (except obi)
2. Palpatine suddenly gets that odd skin complexion.
3. Jar Jar is oddly absent from the movie.
4. Padme has the twins, then dies (within the first 30 minutes)
5. Obiwan is blamed for her death
6. obiwan fights Anakin for the remaining hour.
7. Anakin loses, then with 30 seconds of the film left, we see Darth Vader
8. the hunt for George Lucas commences.
also- with all the backlash regarding Lucas' dialog, episode III is made
without a single word of dialog. Georges' first silent movie. And It actually helps!!
This post has been edited by Esco: 15 April 2004 - 10:04 AM
#4
Posted 16 April 2004 - 12:25 AM
1.anikan falling into the molten pit, suffering, in pain -explicetley shot for maximum enjoyment
2.anikan and amidla doing it - once again, esplicitley shot for maximum enjoyment, infact amidala can start without him
3.christopher lee adlibing his lines
4.seeing at least one built set!
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#5
Posted 16 April 2004 - 04:59 AM
2. Anakin goes blind for most of the episode thus does not notice the pregnacny of his wife?
3. Obi-Wan's hair manages to go completely grey by the end of the episode?
4. Palpatine is still not outted as the Sith Lord? (betcha they forget to do this)
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#6
Posted 19 April 2004 - 01:04 AM
Jar Jar Binks is about to cross a seemingly deserted Coruscant street late at night. It looks clear and he steps out on the street....
WHAM!
Unfortunately for Jar Jar Binks, he didn't see the air speeder that was coming from the other direction.
... then proceed with the rest of the film.
#7
Posted 19 April 2004 - 09:59 PM
some more religous and political references are probably going to manifest in this film as well, so some product placement would not be too out of the question now.
yoda should get laid at some point, to help explain why he's such a usless peice of shit so far, but cool later... 900 year old virgins can't think straight.
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#8
Posted 27 April 2004 - 03:37 AM
LOL.. I though there was something diferent with the guy in the OT.
Hmm... let's see:
Ep1. A Pod race
Ep2. A cool Robot-Factory/Conveyor-Belt
Ep3. A Space Invaders clone ?
can't you see... the prequels are an intro to the greatest arcade game ever!
#9
Posted 27 April 2004 - 10:10 AM
Anyway, in his stupid, stupid, stupid novels (did I mention that they were stupid?), he included a fully working proto-type Death Star. Now, really? You don't build proto-types for things that are the size of small moons...
but anyway, I thought if George Lucas knew about this, we might well see this stupid thing flying around the place like a speeder bike out of control, with Jar Jar Binks at the helm (having become the Emperor's unwitting henchman), sitting beside GENERAL GRIEVOUS.
I mean, he's already used the Death Star in two movies - what's another one?
If I sound cynical, I am. With Episode III, I am expecting the worse.
#11
Posted 27 April 2004 - 01:43 PM
#12
Posted 27 April 2004 - 02:04 PM
Anderson's books didn't quite thrill me as much. The plot about the thing that could destroy a sun was kinda lame... just one-upping the whole Death Star thing. The plots seemed much more like comic book plots than book plots. Plus the twins just annoyed me.
Also, Leia should have had a bigger role in ALL the books. In the movies she was this strong character who did great things and lead the rebellion, etc. In the books she was just this fragile, pregnant woman who was too lazy to explore her powers in the Force. I don't like what they did with "Lady Vader" at all.
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#13
Posted 28 April 2004 - 12:41 AM
Han's line of "Kiss my wookie!" for example. Good fun.
Anderson's novels however feel like the kind of thing I would write if I was eight. The alien flying the death star around as if it was a fighter jet, shouting "Whoa! I missed the planet but I hit the moon!" and Admiral Daala, the genius commander who loses a Star Destroyer every book. The only reason why she is a genius is because Kevin said so. Back it up, Kevin - if you were a good author, we would figure that she was a genius through her doing brilliant things.
And the Jedi Academy? Yuck, it's just like Episode II (and a lot like Harry Potter).
As for the problem with Leia and the kids, I think it's a problem of kids in general. If a character has kids, they are suddenly tied down with so much responsibility that the author can only do a handle of things with the character - whereas before, the sky was the limit. As far as continuing sagas go, turning a character into a parent is effectively killing them off. They can no longer participate in the story.
#14
Posted 29 April 2004 - 03:12 AM
then you shall receive it- IN ABUNDANCE
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#15 Guest_Guest_*
Posted 10 July 2004 - 10:07 PM
- Hmmm. Distracting CGI characters and wooden actors there are there.
- They were fighting.
- It is Episode III, you see.
- Episode III? Will it suck?
- Difficult to care. Always terrible the prequels are.
- I've gotta see it for myself.
- Decide you must, if you will watch it. If you see it, have a few laughs you would. But you would ruin all of your childhood memories.