I just thought people here might like to see this little Star Wars filk I wrote, based on the song 'The Boxer' by Simon & Garfunkel. I've no idea why it occurred to me to write a song about Anakin Skywalker, given that I can't stand him in the films, but I guess this is how Lucas meant to have Anakin come across in the PT. You can see it at fanfiction.net, here: http://www.fanfictio...081558/1/Anakin
If you like it, you can find my other Star-Wars themed song parodies under my ff.net profile (though most of them are based on KotOR rather than the movies).
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A Star Wars song parody Written by yours truly
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Posted 16 March 2008 - 05:48 PM
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
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Posted 16 March 2008 - 08:42 PM
That's pretty good. If I'd done one it would have been more about inconsistencies in Lucas's depictions of Anikin and Vader in the trilogies. That way the lie-la-lie would have been directed at Lucas.
"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).
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Posted 17 March 2008 - 07:00 AM
That's actually a pretty good idea, except that the original song is way too short to do it justice. Otherwise I'd probably have a go.
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
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